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Anna Kendrick Plays Ariel in Little Mermaid Parody on SNL [Video]

I know that my track record is shit…but I really do love you.

We are throwing a Halloween party at our house! It’s going to be the greatest thing ever!

Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes
Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes


The Hogwarts Express has really good WiFi this year.


What you’re missing out if you don’t go to Monumentour.

There’s a lot of spaz inside of me. I know people don’t want to see it throughout the day, so I figure, why not unleash it all onstage.

Joseph Mark “Joe” Trohman (born September 1, 1984)